Battle Cry, Gitmo!
A REAL Rant
Deborah Venable
01/05/09
Well,
the fix is in. Yemeni detainees at
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba will
not be sent back
to Yemen right away because, according to Obama’s all-knowing mouthpiece,
Robert Gibbs, “. . . right now any additional transfers to Yemen
is not a good idea."
Of course that doesn’t mean that they eventually won’t be
sent back there according to National Security Adviser for Counterterrorism and
Homeland Security John Brennan.
We just need to know that this decision was made because
this administration is interested only in keeping Americans “safe.” You know, kind of like the decision to crack
down on air travelers even more with absolutely stupid rules and
regulations. That’s all in the interest
of keeping us safe too.
We all know that Gitmo has to be closed, just like we all
know that granny in the wheelchair and four-year-old towheads need to be
searched and/or strip
scanned
to keep us safe. Gitmo has to be closed
and bathroom privileges denied to air travelers because safety must be
insured. If we just hadn’t let Umar
Farouk Abdulmutallab use the bathroom on that Christmas day flight, why, the
whole “alledged” incident might have been avoided. (Everyone knows that Muslim would-be airline bombers need the
privacy of a bathroom to load their underwear after all.) No, he was just being a good little suicide
bomber for the rock god, Allah, and washing himself up before he went to be
with all those virgins. See, and you
thought I didn’t know about that stuff!
Oh, and Gitmo has to be closed. I know that too.
We have got to be the laughing stock of the whole damned
world right now! Instead of whisking
that little weasle that set fire to his panties off to, oh I don’t know, say
GITMO, as the terrorist that he is, (okay, enemy combatant), he was placed in
the judicial system of this country where he has every chance of beating the
rap! We can only hope the prosecuting
attorney will have enough gumption to actually insist on a courtroom
demonstration of exactly how do you blow up a plane load of people with your
underwear? Let’s have the Al Qaeda
classroom version, shall we? Panty
Bombing 101 – pass or fail grade only please!
Gitmo has to be closed and we have to bring all those
perverts down there up here to the lower forty-eight to keep us all safe, don’t
you know! That is a rallying battlecry
if I ever heard one.
"One of the very first things Al Qaeda in the
Arabian Peninsula used as a tool was Gitmo," according to the
mouthpiece. Oh yeah? And how does that work? Strike Back At Gitmo 101 – the next most
popular class in terrorist school was able to recruit just because there was a
Gitmo? Please!
The most important thing to remember is that the tyrants
must quickly handle this renewed interest in our safety due to this pesky
“alleged” terror attempt so that they can get back to the REAL important stuff
of railroading us into socialist healthcare.
They can’t have all this attention diversion to the terrorism issue when
there is power to be had from making all our medical decisions.
If they hurry up and get the deed done, then get Gitmo
closed and all those “alleged” terrorists moved here before the census is done,
why they can maybe tap into some of that Al Qaeda money for their campaign
coffers. Wow! A whole new conspiracy theory has just been hatched, folks! The promise to close Gitmo was more for the
benefit of our enemies than for any of us dumb cluck constuents, but if too
many of us don’t know how to keep ourselves safe, well, it’s a good thing we
have the tyrants to decide for us!
This concludes this “alleged” rant against the current
crop of fools making all the rules.