The Science Of Campaigns

Deborah Venable

01/19/08

 

Testing the waters.  That’s how most campaigns start out.  A person or a group of people put forth a notion that a particular person or even a particular set of values or policies might have a chance of gaining political office in the next election cycle.  The question must be asked, “Would the electorate vote for this?” 

 

Defining the “this” is extremely important at this point whether we are talking about the likeability of the candidate or the effects of the values held or the policies enacted.  Believe it or not, this is where most campaigns get in serious trouble almost from the get- go.  If this step in the scientific method is glossed over in the least, it will become painfully evident later in the campaign.  Bad science results when theories are not honestly identified and tested.

 

Assuming we have the i’s dotted and t’s crossed on accurately identifying where the candidate stands with values and policies, we can go forward with further testing for effects of power applied to said components.  This is where the science gives way to the hype nine times out of ten.  As others get in the act of “selling” the candidate, truth is oftentimes lost and our “experiment” goes sour.  All of this selling is expensive stuff, so “support” must be measured in dollars.  Dollars buy exposure, and exposure will make or break the experiment.

 

In a perfect world, the results of campaign tests would be written up by the scientists themselves and the proof would be un-mistakenly evident in the candidate’s actions on record.  But a different “breed” of scientist writes the results of these tests.  Promoters determine both the projection of and the acceptability of each candidate and set of values put forth in a campaign.  Promoters are not careful enough to keep the science pure, therefore, campaigns are notoriously dirty, confusion runs rampant, and truth is lost. 

 

In the laboratory of the campaign year, the “scientists” become much more interested in putting on a show for private and public “grants” to support their various “experiments” than publishing intelligent papers on their findings.  Hence the truth becomes more and more convoluted.  (Is it any wonder that pollsters can get the results so wrong?) 

 

If the American public is so gullible that it will buy into the total nonsense of man-made global warming and beg for the labyrinth architecture of government-supplied health care, science has already been replaced by philosophical bankruptcy.  Lord knows what we’ll end up with for a leader, as “science” is increasingly either tossed aside as irrelevant or employed in the hands of useful idiots.  Maybe the world is flat after all!

 

For the true science of record vs. hype, please see the candidate with the most conservative values and policies in my humble opinion – Duncan Hunter.

 

 

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